If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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