I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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