who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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