Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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