dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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