I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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