But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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