Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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