I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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