theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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