she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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