in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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