how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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