dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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