Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize