Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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