doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Your tits are I can't wait for
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Come on in and take your pants off
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