I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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