If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's blow job season.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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