office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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