you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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