I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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