I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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