ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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