If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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