I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This is the high leading the old right now
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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