and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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