just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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