Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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