the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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