I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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