i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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