I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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