Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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