she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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