My boss' voice literally gives me gas
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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