I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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