I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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