when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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