what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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