For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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