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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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