Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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