The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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