I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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