This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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