Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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