She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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