Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Damn victory sex feels great
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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