She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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