Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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