I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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