It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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